Cybersix, Episode 1: Mysterious Shadow
Cybersix, Episode 1: Mysterious Shadow
President Donald Trump once again unleashed what’s become his presidential hallmark: a bizarre, winding, threatening press conference, this time following his White House meeting with Democratic leaders Friday to try to break the impasse causing the government shutdown.
In a long, meandering briefing in the Rose Garden, Trump told reporters the partial shutdown now heading into its third week could go on for months, even years, if Democrats don’t give him the $5.6 billion he’s demanding to build a U.S.-Mexico border wall. The Democrats have steadfastly refused. The shutdown has affected some 800,000 federal workers — 420,000 of them forced to work without pay — since Dec. 22.
“This is national security we’re talking about,” Trump said. “We’re not talking about games.“
When asked if there was any “safety net” for workers going without pay as the shutdown continues, Trump responded: “The safety net is going to be having a strong border.”
Trump also floated another way he could get his wall: declaring a state of national emergency over border security to build it without congressional approval.
“I could do it if I wanted,” Trump said.
just so you know all the people not getting paid are also at risk of not getting unemployment either because the shutdown has gone on so long. ppls food, disability, and Medicaid benefits are going to b restricted. he is literally willing to let Even More people starve and die for a stupid fucking wall he won’t even be able to build. i don’t want hear shit about “negotiating” and uwu seeing the other side. he is killing people.
youve really gotta love a functional government
my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!
me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

it’s gay pride darling
THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
?????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????
there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

hera: zeus cheated on me again!
persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you
poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((
hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickman’s thick nuts
Gott hat uns verlassen
The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”